Forum Topic Of The Day 7.03.2008
Stephanie on July 3, 2008 at 7:19 pm (3 months ago)
LadyGodiva24 said:
Ladies, fellas too, when it comes to your lover’s bedroom/seduction techniques, what are some things that you just absolutely won’t allow? What are some things that will make you put a brother (or sista) out?
1. I can’t stand a brother who wants to seduce me with a t-shirt or socks on.
2. I can’t stand a brother who puts on a Magnum, and he really needs a Smedium.
3. I’m not into brothers who whines or begs for the coochie!
4. I can’t tolerate a two minute brother.
5. My biggest pet peeve is when the brother has sweaty balls! I had an encounter with a guy like that and I put him out of my house!
This is meant to be all in good fun… share your thoughts please!
( Lol, I hope that sweaty ball comment doesn’t offend anyone 
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bee said,
I can’t stand for a grown man to say can I have some. That irritates the hell out of me. I think if you are into the groove then you don’t really have to ask actions will tell you you are getting to that portion of the show in a few minutes.
blacksista said,
Brags about how big he is and he only slightly above average
LIL MOMMA FROM OAKLAND said,
HE SHOULD BE OFFEND HAVING SWEATY BALLS! LMAO! THATS NASTY!! I HAD THIS GUY AND HE WOULD MUMBLE EVERYTIME WE DID IT! IT REALLY TURNED ME OFF BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS SAYIN!!!!
Lelita said,
I cannot STAND a man who doesn’t keep it tame in the area. They need to trim/clip JUST like we do as women! ICK! If a man is rolling like that, he is asking not to get laid…and certainly begging to get NO HEAD!! OKKKAAAAYYY!!! Seriously.
Kanyade said,
Dead @ sweaty balls
Don't Smack My Booty said,
Smacking my *** will get you kicked out. I hate that. Who taught men that smacking women on the *** was sexy? It oftentimes hurts and is just useless. Smack my *** and I’ll smack you back.
dark sista said,
My husband was my first so i don’t really know what to say but if i had to make a list i would say:
I can’t stand an unsanitary brother
I cant stand a brother that farts and try to play it off
the all “who’s your daddy ” anthem is not cute
dont start pulling my hair or its gonna take 2 nigerians and 5 ivoirians to get me off of your butt
Dont make no comments like “how the hell a dark skinned girl gets such long hair” or ima put my foot all up in your….
I think that’s it
Liyah said,
A Bedroom No-No for me is anal sex. Sorry that is Exit only. My husband never tried it anyway.
Liyah said,
Oh and I can’t stand a concieted/show off.
Nne said,
LOL!!! :)
Being that I’m… umm… sexually challenged- (???) *shrug*… I don’t have anything to add but I can imagine that {agreeing w/ dark sista here} the whole “who’s your daddy?” comment would put everything on pause for me- just long enough for me to say, “Ni99a, you ain’t!! BYE!!”
And sweaty balls??!! eeewww!!
SnijanaFleur said,
“who’s your daddy? … Ni99a, you ain’t!! BYE!!”
LMAO. You ladies are killing me with laughter. Thanks LOL
MISS LADEE K said,
“can i have some” is really a turn off, I agree.
hell, he should be saying ” i am getting ready to work this”:)
Natasha said,
Top 5 things I hate:
1. Guy licks your ear during sex, leaving all types of nasty slob
2. Sucking on the breast and secret garden too hard
3. Not sucking on the breast and secret garden before trying to get into the panties
4. Stank breath
5. Last and def. not least, begging for the goods!!
Miss T said,
I had one ni99a tell me to call him daddy….. I thought to my self WTF….. I just stop what I was doing and just said I gotta go….
Now $h!t like that just puts me right off,, who the hell did he think he was……
But you ladies are giving me jokes… LMAO
Stoney-Brie said,
kanyade what the hell lols, i cant stand a two minute brotha and i hate 1 thats moans LMAO
mo'star said,
I have to agree with Liyah, anal sex is a definate no-no. I hate when they act like it was an accident. then I am just turned off whether it was an accident or not. My boyfriend is from Haiti and he lived in Canada before he came to America. He thought American women like that since when he was in Canada, He dated “outside his race”. He learned the difference the hard way. Now he knows better.
SnijanaFleur said,
“He [Haitian boyfriend] thought American women like that [anal sex]since when he was in Canada, He dated “outside his race” mo’star
First, this man was wrong because he didn’t ask your permission & how you feel about about anal sex before he tried to put it on you. You correctly put him in his place. Second, he was wrong for putting all American women in one box.
Anal sex is not ‘race’ bound. Since we’re individuals, we like different things. There ARE some ‘Black’ couples who enjoy anal sex, too [Their prerogative]. I doubt its an ‘outside race’ thing. Communication is very important in a sexual relationship, too. That’s where you & your partner share your likes, dislikes…& possible explorations lol.
My turn offs would be no good hygiene, the ‘call me daddy’ thing, a man who is only about taking his, and he doesn’t give back, a man who doesn’t want to share the power.
My dirty pleasure is porn. Moaning…screaming…shouting are definitely turn-ons, so none would be a turnoff [It would make me think you holding back & you're not letting me have it all lol]. Am I the only one that find porn boring if they don’t have none of the above?
Could there be a compromise on the sweaty ball thing? I thought sex was hot, sweaty, messy…I guess the reallity is not so glamorous? Sweaty ball is a non-issue, for it can be easily fix [towels anyone?]. If two people are having sex, they should be comfortable enough to clean each other off [In fact, I'd find that a turn on lol]
vera said,
Loving the comments ladies
Louisiana Momma said,
LOL! I agree with Natasha.
Adding to that… No anal sex and No smacking of the buttocks.
Nne said,
“Am I the only one that find porn boring if they don’t have none of the above?”
No, SnijanaFleur. The verbal feedback would be a must… for me.
“Could there be a compromise on the sweaty ball thing?”
Of course. Maybe I was thinking {he} couldn’t come to bed w/ sweaty balls but during the whole shindig…. I guess it would be okay.
bee said,
This is hilarious. I don’t understand the who’s your daddy thing. Why would you want to call a man you are about to have intercourse with your daddy. That would be a complete turn off for me and I would suggest that he gets some counseling. Because that would be somewhat telling of who this person is or what they are. And also ugggggggggggggggggggggg
Stef said,
I CAN’T STAND A BROTHA WHO:
1. Walks in the door confident like he knows he’s going to get it.
2 .Wears ragedy a$$ drawers with holes and elastic stretch out, complete turn off, I prefer boxers.
3. Has a nappy Angela Davis afro around his *****, gross & makes bad oder. Please trim, underarms too.
4. Talks during sex, shut up and stroke please!
5. Want’s to have sex right after he gets off the toliet, ABSOLUTE NO, NO SHOWER FIRST!
Fayola said,
LMAO… Co-sign everyone’s comments– especially when a grown man asks if he can have some.. A definate NO-NO
dark sista said,
shut up and stroke please!
That killed me
Rae said,
Whoa, I just had a good laugh ladies, thank you…I’ma have to say I aint cosigning everything. I like for a man to talk to me, moan, groan and lick my ears. If he wants to beg, I say let him…
What I can’t stand is
1. The guy who does not pay oral attention my fufuvel
2. The guy who does not talk, moan or groan before, during and after
3. The guy who does not kiss and stroke lips+ body
4. The guy who is not squeaky clean/just clean is aite
5. The guy who spits…haven’t encountered any of his sort but this is my biggest pet peeve even out of the boudoir…plus if my body aint ready for him, he ain’t doing it right:(…push comes to shove lube from the store will do.
tooDMNgood said,
i hate when he askin questions that have nothing to do with whats goin down. shut the hell up and do what you do. dont ask if its good, cause if you have to ask, clearly it isnt. and stop bein so damn rough all the time. this aint no wrestlin match.
carmool said,
I’m going to go with no foreplay… Oh u gone have to do somethinig to get it
Stef said,
Oh u gone have to do somethinig to get it
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@ CARMOOL
AMEN!
Get Togetha said,
Car Mool is right on point. Some men are just downright lazy or predictable when it comes to foreplay and I get bored quick.
Dirty fingernails
Slumped shoulders
Bad breath
Nose hairs
Are all no no’s.
ni ni said,
lol.. all i can say is yall are funny!
msblknasty1 said,
dont like one minute men .. then after the first go round he is tired … hate braggers i say im the wide reciever ill let you know if you made a touchdown lolol …. i need a first thing in the morning , afternoon and night man lolol im a rider so he better be ready
Denise said,
Y’all are cracking me up. My list goes as follows.
1. Please have all you teeth and have them brushed.
2. Please be longer that 2″.. Yes ladies THOSE DO exist.
3. Please don’t start talking to me about having a threesome
4. Please have you toenails cut. Don’t be ripping up my new sheets!
5. Please UNDERSTAND that my **** is not bubble gum.
6. Oh and don’t ask me, “I look good don’t I? You know I’m fine girl.”
Lawd have mercy.
Amber said,
I can’t stand being around boys around my age or grown men i’m to shy and i get nervse
Torya said,
Lawd yall are cracking me up!! I agree with everything said :)
The ultimate for me: Smelly anything, balls, breath, a$$ it doesn’t matter. Sweaty balls should be after the fact not before.
Also, thinking that I am a contortionist. My legs can only go so far. I am not a pretzel!
Philly Phil said,
1. Bad odor ANYWHERE: breath, and ESPECIALLY sweaty balls! I’m feeling better knowing that i’m not the only one!
2. It’s not the man’s fault if after the first round he needs a recovery time…but sheesh, *I’m* still ready to go, use another part of your body to help me get mine!!
3. I’m like an oven–I *NEED* to be preheated!!! Cant’ STAND it when as soon as he gets it up, he’s ready to put it in! *fustrated sigh* LOL
4. Nails and toes must be clipped. He don’t have to have a manicure, just don’t be butchering me when in the pre-heat stage.
5. Not cuddling after. I don’t have one night stands, so that means I like my relationships “bone-in”, if you feel what i’m saying. So that means after love making, we need to make love! Spoon me, please! And if it’s too hot just put a leg on me or something!