Just To Make You Laugh

posted by Sista on December 7th, 2007 at 3:40 pm

There have been quite a few Beyonce posts on this blog this week and I know some of you love that and I know some of you love that but pretend to hate it. However, regardless of what side of the Beyonce fence you fall on, what follows next, whether you are a fan or a foe, will have you laughing all weekend. I hope you all have a good one and I will see most of you back here on Monday.

51 Comments

  1. That ‘was’ funny! :lol:

    I saw it on another site. Makes me want to watch the entire dvd. Maybe I will, soon. :brownsista:

  2. I see why the concert halls were half empty :lol2:

  3. I have the DVD of her concert, and it is definitely one of the best shows I have ever seen. It was definitely worth the $10 I paid for it.

  4. Thanks for the video BS :thumbsup:
    I really like beyonce and she is so glorious and fine.She seems very humble and modest.
    What I don’t understand is all the talk about her being jealious of Jennifer Hudson,she was
    suppossed to be envious because JH won a Oscar and She didn’t.Now I’m not saying she wasn’t
    jealious or envious,all I am saying is that she showed no visible signs of jealiousy or envy.
    What I mean by signs how she treats her,how she reacts when her name is mention to her,or
    how she responds to comments when asked about her relationship with her.Ms.beyonce always
    responds in a polike tone of voice,backed by a very beautiful smile,there are no signs of envy as some
    claim. :bowdown: :bowdown:
    I agree with BS,some of you are just looking for a reason to hate her,to bash her,and tear her down.
    instead of supporting her.By the way B my B-day is in september also,an origential Virgo. :smile:

  5. :lol: :lol: :lol:

  6. @ Ace, please get a grip. I hate beyonce’s stans….non-humor, can’t take a joke havin….smh.

  7. WHOEVER POSTED THIS IS A STR8 UP HATER……. BEYONCE IS VERY TALENTED AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER….

  8. cree i know mdr people dont wish to see a skizophrene except other skizophrene :confused: :lol:

  9. gov i just waTCHED It even when she cries she looks fake :noway: ima say this and i wont say it again beyonce you are the BEST and i actually have respect for you because you are able to fool a bunch of people even thought ray charles can see your fakeness AMAZING :bowdown: queen you are the greatest [artist]joke i’ve ever seen :bowdown:

  10. Voice you are funny! I actually thought the scat play was kinda cool when I saw the show on thanksgiving night. But I heard she cries all of the time on que :wink:

  11. It looked like she expected that Birthday cake….

  12. That birthday scene was fake as hell :lol:

  13. She mean to tell me that she didnt know the cake was coming? :confused: and she mean to tell me that she cry everytime she sing the song “flaws and all” because she love jay z and respect him so much that every one knows her victoria’s secret collection and her crotch’s color?? and she mean to tell me that she is really a different person from the *** shower that she is off stage?

    i have to agree with my sis on this one in the future people will talk about beyonce as a “mastermind” that made millions by fooling people with a double personality story :bowdown:
    I tough i was too harsh and judgmental but i’m now convinced that her fans are deranged people because to be able to swallow the whole sasha epic is big

    like dr king said: “there is nothing more dangerous than sincere ignorance”

    somebody once said that as the time goes by people of all races and ages all over the world are becoming dumber and dumber and that is so true
    there are some dumbasses and it saddens me that those people will be part of our history …. :sad:

    but steph you were rigth i laughed like crazy :lol:

  14. I was lucky to have chance to experience her concert and i can tell you that it was okay to see those of her reactions in concert. However, i enjoyed watching this agin hehehe.

  15. That video was funnnnnnnny! :lol2:

    I mean like stephanie said no matter what side of the Bey fence you rest on you have to see the humor in the video. Believe it or not it made me want to go and purchase the DVD I am sure as a whole set it is a good show. I think some people take it to personal when people say anything about Bey. She is a superstar and people are going to talk, and it has nothing to do with self hate or any other “deep” issue people want to bring up. I think it has more to do with the fact of she looks crazy as hell sometimes with all that jumping and twitching and the fake tears…come on I am to grown for that. What kinda actress is she when she can’t even ACT suprised about a BDay cake! Either way do ya thing like only U can B.

  16. im not goin 2 waste my money on that dvd when can watch every performance on youtube for free and that check on it performance wasn’t cute when she starts chewing, she looked like tyra banks and thats not a complimate.

  17. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I really needed a good hard laugh, thanks Brown Sista! :thumbsup:

  18. :iagree: regarding the fake looking cake scene lol, how are you gonna not notice a big huge cake rolling out on stage? Either she faked surprise or her peripheral vision is nonexistent, I’m still laughing hard :lol2: !!

  19. :dance1: stop hating guys. Either you enjoy what she has to offer..or you change the channel/click x.

  20. :stop: PEOPLE DONT LIKE HER BUT STAY CLICKING ON HER NAME!!!!!!
    THERE ARE ARTIST I DONT LIKE, SO I DONT CLICK ON ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. WHY WASTE YOUR TIME… OH PLEASE U GUYS LOVE HER JUST AS MUCH AS HER FANS STOP THE BULL ISSSHH…LOL

  21. click

  22. LoL funny, she is so fake its corny. She is entertaining though, Sasha !! :booty:

  23. NAME ANOTHER CHIC DOING IT LIKE HER? THANKS!

  24. That is funny. :lol: It’s not even all that serious, it’s just a funny video, probably made by a fan if they noticed. I’m a fan (but as can be seen, I’m not one of those OMG BEYONCE IS MY LIFE! fans) and it’s funny. I don’t have the dvd, but if it shows up as a gift or I ever feel the need to have it, it will hilarious now that I’ve seen this.

  25. OFFICIAL STAND UP GIRL

    BEYONCE IS ALL THIS WARPED IN ONE. :dance: :dance1: :dance2: :banana: :booty: :cool: :confused: :roll: :smile: :wink: .

    I SAW HER CONCERT ON BET I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT :lol: . SHE REPRESENTS VIRGO’S TO THE FULL I CAN ACT CRAZY JUST LIKE THAT :lol2:

  26. :lol2: tooo dam funny.

    If that isn’t proof how fake that chick is I don’t know what will. I’m not taking anything away from her because she is quite talented. What bothers me is the lack of realism; fake smile, laugh, surprise, crying..it’s just too much.

  27. Lol @ Official Stand Up Girl :lol2:

    :iagree: , we Virgos are either closet crazy or full blown crazy. I’m a closet cookoo myself :cool:

  28. I thought the video was very funny even though I am a huge B fan. People are up heretalking like theydont have different sides to their personalities. I can be sweet, freaky, crazy, and its not fake, its just different parts of who i am.

    B is doing her thing and making money whilst she is at it. Everyone is tripping about her v jay jay showing at the one concert-itwas a mistake people-why arent we talking about the millions of black wmen that are doing porn, its a huge industry and they eed help a lot more than B does.

    Do you things then B :dance1:

  29. [quote]like dr king said: “there is nothing more dangerous than sincere ignorance”[/quote]

    Hmmm…that’s an interesting quote. Hell, that’s a damn good quote. :brownsista:

  30. @ Goldilox, I get what you’re saying, but I seriously doubt those porn chicks scream about how much of a Christian they are :confused: there’s no dichotomy; they say straight up who they are and it shows in their work. With Beyonce it’s different; that’s why people talk and cut side-eyes :lol:

    :brownsista:

  31. gold dilox: i agree one hundred percent about the black porn industry but you won’t lie and say that beyonce’s music has become a for of soft porn? would you?
    and women that are doing porn dont’ come in front of people talking about they have an other personality and that in real life they are virgins and never even saw a d…k before [if you follow me] wich bring me bac to the pont that either beyonce and her camp are dumber than the word [and it is easy for me to believe that,] or she is a skyzophrene and need help …

    who cares that beyonce makes money? no one not even her fans cause she don’t share with no one and they are actually the one paying her.

    but when you keep it real people can hardly debate with you if you are a freaky dicky own it come out and say : “yes i love gyrating and grinding while chewing gum,i love the way men wanna f…k me but can’t, i’m a sado maso,i migth not be the best singer and i love to show my crotch so what? i still sell records don’t be mad at me for that” people will get off her case i know i will because no one can front someone that keeps it 100 % real
    but the whole sasha history made a point to me about her fanbase: they don’t seem to think outside the bun and i hate ignorant people

    beyonce needs to stop taking the world for a bunch of dumb asses that’s all i ask her

  32. :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: beyonce needs to stop taking the world for a bunch of dumb asses that’s all i ask her….I think that would do it for me too…Stop acting like your ms virgin mary and then ms hoochie mama of the year on stage and say that its two different personalities!! :noway: :loser: from her lyrics on the first dc album..
    Now as far as I know
    he’s in good hands
    So you can stop calling all around
    Saying have you seen my man
    Aint no need to fuss n’ fight
    Tryin to make it right
    No ho
    Certain things aint meant to be
    And that’s why, that’s why he’s right with me

    and she was 15 then..to this!!If you got it, flaunt it, boy I know you want it
    While I turn around you watch me check up on it
    Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
    Ya can’t take it, it’s blazin, you watch me in amazement
    You can look at it, as long as you don’t grab it
    If you don’t go braggin, I’ma let you have it
    You think that I’m teasin, but I ain’t got no reason
    I’m sure that I can please ya, but first I gotta read you

    [Chorus]
    Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
    Won’t you come over and check up on it, I’m gone let you work up on it
    Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
    Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight [x2]

    I can tell you wanna taste it, but I’m gone make you chase it
    You got to be patient, I like my men patient
    More patience, you take might get you in more places
    You can’t be abrasive, have to know to pace it
    If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
    That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
    Don’t bore me, just show me, all men talk but don’t please
    I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

    [Chorus]
    Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
    Won’t you come over and check up on it, I’m gone let you work up on it
    Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
    Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight [x2]
    come on now…talk about “keepin it real” and like Morris Chestnut said” if you freakem too good in the bedroom, it will come out at anytime….she has been turnned out bye Jayz..(uggh) and now she is just as hot as Britney or Paris… :stop: :stop: :stop:

  33. alicia took the word out of my mouth so did tasha

  34. Sade-Cherish the day

    Oh get over it. Its a freakin song. I dont know Beyonce personally but do you think she is actually living the life she sings in her songs. Im a semi-fan. Love to watch her perform. But she is an entertainer. What the hell do you want to her do??? Go on stage everytime with a dress up to her ankles, just so that way it is proof she believes in the Almighty Lord. Her videos are like soft porn??? Please! I have seen worse. Like I said she is an entertainer, she loves to perform and have a damn good time. What is she suppose to be like Mary J Blidge, Lauryn Hill, Alicia Keys and ish… Please get over yourself. Any person with a brain knows that when comes to the entertainment industry, whether it be music,videos,movies,etc… EVERYTHING IS AN ILLUSION, its NOT SUPPOSE TO BE REAL. Anyway, I enjoyed the video. Beyonce looked funny and crazy as hell. :-D

  35. you seen worse? please do name

  36. they call her ” the hottest chick in the game ” and that means that no one can knock her “hotness” so don’t say you’ve seen worse because even if its disguise as “music” it is soft porn

  37. She’s looking really heavy lately – or is it just me??

  38. ALICIA IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW U SEE I SAID WOMAN. THE VIDEO WAS FUNNY *** HELL.

  39. thank you lady :lol:

  40. I’m talented in what I do, but I get made fun of quite often. Most of them time it’s funny, but it gets on my nerves at times. I am not really oversensitive, which helps. Everyone gets made fun of. Fame is no exclusion. In all reality, it actually the perfect method of putting yourself out there for funny people to make fun…. :booty: :dance:

  41. :banana: :booty: :hifive:

  42. I mean, ya feel me :dance2:

  43. Go on and have your fun B. You are making millions doing what you love :banana:

    The same can’t be said for the thousands of people that wake up everyday and go to a job they can’t stand :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

    Shake them off :dance: :booty:

  44. Alicia you are on fire :iagree: :bowdown:

  45. “The same can’t be said for the thousands of people that wake up everyday and go to a job they can’t stand ” :-D like somebody i know that’s why they feel like a part of your life beyoncé keep on being who you aARE FOR THEM OR THE average number of suicide will explode

  46. voice, dark sista and alicia spell the same exact words wrong – all the time. you are either the same person or come from the same STUPID mama :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

    go back to school to learn how to spell words ending in ght (light, might, fight, sight) you know what I’m talking about :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

  47. :hmph: You have got to be kidding me all u :mrgreen: Hannibal lector :koolaid: drinking :dance: confused :loser: yes losers!yall mad :mad: :lol: jealous not to mention down-low :-D :hmph: How about you can’t touch this :dance2: so beat it :dance1: you haters :hater: there is noway :noway: youd say all that trash in her or jay face, it is what it is baby and she does what she does and do it well. get a life and take the thorn out your :booty: the b has left her mark.shes a :brownsista: and for that alone is to be commended :bowdown: as well as aplauded :hifive: B IF U RD This no that I love u/they don’t really no u they wanna B U, BU Continue to sting em and :roll: out as you do!So my my Sissssssta on your behalf , Im standing in the gap :smile: because THOSE THAT PRAY TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER. :iagree: WITH YOUR METHODS IT WORKS. :dance: LIKE DAVID DID (THEY DONT KNOW NOTHIN BOUT THAT) :wink: They be the first one to get a seat! and do to u B :thumbsup: yes thumbs up To them Bloggers :thumbsdown: have a seat …….on the curve cause thats azs far as you can afford to go :lol2: put a :bag: cuse your busted and aint got no papper! thats your problem!TALKING ABOUT MY EMPLOYER! THATS RIGHT ONE DAY I’M GONA DO BACK-UP FOR BandJ SO RESPECT! your future as I do thats history in the making baby, you can’t see it because you don’t have a dream,a vision,and expectation get one and watch your life change. How about U work on U! :iagree:

  48. stop hating on the girl she got it going on

  49. Who is the person in the picture,because it sure isn’t Janet.And where is she going to an S.A.T Test,she looks like a well sharpen no# 2 pencil. :noway: :thumbsdown:
    maybe shes trying to be growned Ms Queen Tooth Pick of the year award,She looks milnurtist,What is this some sick joke,well I’m not laughing :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
    :stop: the madness and give my :brownsista: her propers ,her due respect,Why do you peolple insist on messing with the Jacksons? Hmmmm! could it be envy,jealiousy,or maybe just plan hatred. :hater: :hater: :booty:
    Could it be that she is Young,Gifted.and Black.A truly beautiful :brownsista: ,you :hater: ’s just learn to :bowdown:
    and take a break from all the :hater: -raid you people drink. :koolaid:
    GOT MILK?

  50. Psychotic-aide is obviously stronger than hater-aide. :lol:
    :loser:

  51. THA BEYONC is a great performer, and she has said before that you cannot judge creativity. But the world can make themselves a judge of anything! She really loves what she does, or else she wouldn’t be able to put in all that effort! Granted, as with EVERYONE IN ALL PROFESSIONS, you make mistakes and do not necessarily put out your best work at ALL TIMES. I think that the person who created the video is not DEGRADING her as some have, but merely having fun. She’s probably in the South of France right now not even paying attention to any of us. Not everyone has the opportunity to have lots of money and be attractive. I work on Wallstreet and I am a very attractive black woman who feels very very privileged. I don’t worry about anything and I travel the world. I just like to look at the pictures and the outfits to see how their makeup looks and how they’ve changed over the years. People hate me, even though I am a community advocate for educating the poorest school systems about stock market investments!

    An old Chinese proverb says: Do not let the man who said it cannot be done stop the man who is doing it!!!