When not making plans to sue Eddie Murphy for all he’s worth, Melanie Brown spends her free time getting ready to resurrect the band that made her a superstar nearly 10 years ago. The Spice Girls are ready to give us what we really, really want, and we’ve got the overly airbrushed promo shot from their upcoming tour to prove it. Though the Spice Women are all in their early thirties and hardly in need of artificial enhancement, someone clearly thought otherwise.
Thought not a totally bad promo shot, someone got overly ambitious on Posh’s face and made poor Mel C look almost Joker-like. Baby Spice still looks like a baby and Ginger looks like- well- Ginger. But it’s poor Melanie who I think really got the short end of this photo shoot. She practically disappears into the background and you all know how I feel about visible tattoos on women.
Still, I was an underground Spice Girls fan back in the day and I’m sorta still one now. I look forward to hearing perky new music from them and hope this reunion helps gives each one of the ladies the career boost they need.