I know that this is an issue that has been touched on in Rap videos but I feel it necessary to express my disdain for another venue that has been portraying the same images as of late. We may have grown accustomed or even turned a blind eye to the constant parading of half naked women in Rap videos. It has become a norm unfortunately. Now it seems that the other chicks who could not make the cut of a rap video have decided to become stars in their own right by posing naked as hell on Myspace. When I say naked as hell, I obviously don’t mean it in the literal since I don’t think Myspace allows that. What I am saying is the implied sexuality. Question. Why is it necessary for you to pose with a t-shirt and some panties on with your ass poking out to the side with a username like “juicy cooch for you” or “taste is on your tongue“. What the hell! Tell me, are you that starved for attention that you would reduce yourself to becoming a myspace hoe? Come on now that has got to be a few notches below video hoe. At least four notches if my calculations are right. Let me do the math, carry the one ass, I mean add the two, yep four.
You have no idea how much it disgusts me when I sign onto my myspace account and see that one of my anonymous friends that I have accepted has a new picture up and low and behold what is the picture of? Is that her ass? Do I see a little pubic hair? Eww! Why! Again I ask, are you that starved for attention? Does your momma not love you? Did you ever meet your Dad? I immediately throw these questions out in hopes of there being some excuse for your behavior. Something that makes you a little off in the head but still functioning and can partially justify your behavior. Fellas, I do not want to see you either. It is equally disgusting for me to see a brother posing with his meat half hanging out. I am not intrigued dear.
I know it may seem like I am coming down on the ladies the hardest but that is because you are what is closest to my heart. When I see a sistah going down the path of destruction or even pure lameness with your Victoria Secret pose I become embarrassed for you. I immediately go into my Amy Whinehouse impression and want to ask you “What kind of fuckery is this?”. You know what I would love to see on myspace? I would love to see tasteful pictures. You can still be sexy with your cut off shirts showing your cute belly buttons (cute belly buttons not big belly’s) and your tight jeans or some thigh hanging out your skirt. I can even tolerate sexy poses as long as your ass is dressed and I do not see any vagina hanging out (trying to keep it mild so my Editor does not give me a good talking to for my abrasive language).
Please ladies, if you don’t change anything in 2009 do this for me- Stop turning myspace into a brothel. Leave your dreams of being a stripper at the club.
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