What Five Things That Turn U Off With The Opposite Sex?
Coach 707 says:
1. Miss Designer Label (if you NEED name brand clothes/shoes/etc. to feel like you’re cool, you need to seek self knowledge)
2. Miss I dont cook (theres something about a woman who was patient enough to at least TRY to learn how to cook.)
3. Miss I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T (you know… she got her own house, got her own car…. I think that there’s a fine line between a hard working and ambitious woman, and an ignorant self rightous person who feels the need to proclaim unadulterated independence as if this type of thinking coincides with being in a relationship/marriage situation)
4. Miss I dont talk/I dont even want to attempt to have a personality (you know… the girl who hides behind being shy/reserved, or the girl who cant hold a meaningful conversation, doesnt know how to interact with people as if she’s been locked in a cave for half her life!)
5. Miss Im too good for _____ (fill in the blank!)
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1. Every female is just my homie…. {knowing they had a sexually relationship together}
2.Mr. dont answer the phone when you call but will text you asking” what’s up”
3. when asked what kind of work you do you get the.. I’m in real-estate, car sales man, or construction.. but what they really should say is I’m a block hugger!
4.and last but not least.. I’m not into titles or commitments, but likes to pretend we’re in one when we’re together.
LOL @ NI-NI! 1 & 2 are funny *** hell and on point!
May I add:
5. MR. STOP COMPLETELY TALKING TO YOU, but then when he sees you face to face will ask: WHY YOU AIN’T BEEN CALLING ME?
6. MR. I AIN’T WITH THAT CHICK, but everytime she gets mad about something… he’s running to satisfy here.
7. MR. I AIN’T MARRIED… I’m just going through a divorce.
8. MR. THAT WHY I WON’T DATE BLACK CHICKS/HISPANICS. wtf!
1. Mister talk about his skills and not even worth a damn.
2. Mister brag about what he can do for you but asking you for some money.
3. Mister talking about he got his clothes from gucci stores knowing he got them from a knock off.
4.Mister talking about he got his own place but making excuse when you want to come over knowing he living with different women.
5.Mister that is just plan lazy do not have no goal or journey in his life.
liar, cheat, disrespectful, lazy, no ambition in life or in how he looks
I hate:
1. Mr. Braggin man ( I got this, I drive that, I make this much….) shut up!
2. Mr. I need attention (loud talking, keep walking by tryna make eye contact)
3. Mr. Liar (about E-v-e-r-y thing) some people just lie for nothing.
4. Mr. Honest (that’s game tooo!)
I hate to admit it but somtimes I can be Girl #4. I am fairly reserved, shy but I can hold a conversation at least.
@Liyah, sometimes i’m girl number 3.
mister i don’t put limits on myself, which means i only date white girls.
5.DISRESPECTFUL
4.IGNORANT ANDOR/THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING
3.SELFISH
2.LAZY/DIRTY
1.HYPOCRITE
I THINK A GUY IS TOTALLY LAME IF HE HAS ANY OF THESE CHARACTERISTICS
YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!!!
@TOY, I SO AGREE WITH YOUR #8!
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1. MR. TOO DAMN ARROGANT-I’m so fine I can’t get my hands dirty, and all I do is talk about me, me, oh yea and me.
2. MR. THUG/BAD APPERANCE-I don’t mind braids if they’re well kept, but I hate to see a grown man with plats, nappy braids, perms, long hair or finger waves, too many tatoos, long finger nails, nappy under arm and pubic hair (jackso 5 afro)..I like my man to look like a man, nice clean cut apperance…I also hate smoking.
3. MR. NASTY-I absolutely will not deal with a nasty brotha, dirty dishes, hair on the sink, footprints in the bathtub, dirty draws under the couch, yuk!!
4. MR. LIAR-Lets keep it real because eventually I’ll find out.
5. MR. DON’T WANT A WOMAN WITH KIDS-But has three of his own!
6. MR. SCREW ANYTHING WALKING-But try to act like he got such high morals when it comes to women.
1. Mr. if I rap smooth enough to you you’ll drop your pants for me…um keep rapping ‘playa’, the only thing I’m going to drop is you..right onto my knee!
2. Mr. scratch and readjust my family jewels in public, then try to shake my hand like I didn’t see you just playing pocket pool…gross!
3. Mr. I wear so much gel in my hair I could come out of a tornado with the same hairstyle I came in with.
4. Mr. I act like I love you in private, but with my friends you’re just another chick I “associate” with.
5. Mr. you think you’re too good for me?…yes I do actually. I can have standards, and if you don’t meet those standards then you should accept it and move on. Don’t try to demean and disrespect me to hide the fact that I hurt your feelings, just because I don’t want to go out to dinner with you!
wow…these come backs…i just luv it…ladies WON by land slide….lol…hhahahhahhahahhahhhahahhahhahhah!!!!
y’all killing me!
Ok Ladies wait until I get home and it’s on!!!!
1. Miss I don`t cook (then having the audacity to boast about it) really meaning, I don`t know how…
2. Miss HIGH MAINTENANCE; wanting a man to spoil her as if he`s Bill Gates when he doesn`t have a Bill Gates budget…
3.Miss I know I`m all that and 3 bags of chips…
4. Miss I`m too good for you (you`re livin` in my world)
5. Miss always looking for a sugar daddy to pay her bills (but what are you doing for yourself?)
“You Rock My World” by MJ
My life will never be the same
Cause girl you came and changed
The way I walk, the way I talk
Now I cannot explain
These things I feel for you
But girl you know it`s true
So stay with me, fulfill my dreams
I`ll be all you need
Ooh it feels so right
I`ve searched for the perfect love all my life
Ooh it feels like
I have finally found a perfect love this time
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love, who`d think I`d find
Someone like you to call mine
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love, who`d think I`d find
Someone like you to call mine
Don`t even try it Aandre- you know sistas are perfect LOL.
1.Mr. Know it all, but don’tknow anything!
2.Mr. Liar
3.Mr. No Job, No Goals, No Plan just chillin with my boys
4.Mr. I call every female I know “b**** and h*”
5. Mr. I live with my moms but don’t help her pay any bills and oh- can you spot me a 20?- Hell NO!
Andre Le Dale that’s cute! LOL. But tell ‘em Stephanie! BRING IT!
I asked my wife about this one. Here’s what she said: she can’t stand the type of guy who will take you to a movie, get you a popcorn, get you a drink, then have the nerve to feel that you owe him your body for the remainder of the evening up at his place. She said that had to deal with a couple like that during her single days. Each time that situation came up, her answer was HELL-TO-THE-NO!
Mr. Aye Bay Bay- please don’t yell at me when I walk by like I’m an animal if you want to talk to me, approach me.
Mr. Being uneducated is cool, to speak inproper english ALL THE TIME and type your e’s as 3’s. No no boo boo, and stop sagging if you don’t mind.
Mr. My ex hurt me so let’s be ‘friends’ forever. If you not ready to be in a relationship that is perfectly fine but stop stringing woman along.
Mr. I’m broke and I’m not going to do anything about it. I have my broke moments as well, thats when I put on my Rick Ross and Hustle! Go get a job!
oh my GOD where was i?
sistas are having a field day ! y`all crazy for real ! lol
ok here`s my 2 cents
1. miss i`m big and i am beautiful( in other words i eat in so much large portions i dont when to stop…if at all there is even the intention to stop) no sista i dont do overweight women, hit the gym
2. miss i cant find a good man no matter how hard i try( but for some reason manages to end up with “cant keep a job negroes“) whose fault?
3. miss i had a baby at 16 or 17 or 18. oh my GOD . do some of you sistas think you were the only teenagers in this country? lol……i dont do sistas with kids, if your babydaddy didnt commit why should i? lmao
4. miss i complain about just wanting a man with a job ! lol but here comes ray ray that works @ wendy`s lol and you diss him( be clear about your expectations, there is nothing wrong with having standards)
let me stop here for now
1) MR. SPOILED BRAT – I think my woman is my momma, I don’t do anything at home, can’t cook, can’t clean, can’t wash my clothes, I throw a fit when I don’t get what I want NOW!!! And of course I don’t ever ever take responsibility for my actions, it can’t be my fault I’m a poor innocent child, I can only be a victim.
2) MR. LET A MAN BE A MAN – I’m THE KING of the Castle and what I say is LAW! It doesn’t matter if what I tell you to do is unfair, wrong, or simply ridiculous, a woman can’t make decisions or even disagree with me cause making decisions is a MAN’S JOB. Know your place : you do as I say cause I was born a male and therefore you’re BENEATH ME. I don’t know anything about treating a woman as my equal. WTF is that supposed to mean anyway? Now you take off my shoes and go clean them. And dinner needs to be served in 20 minutes, got it?
3) MR. I NEED A DIME – I’m the ugliest foolywang you could ever meet, and on top of that I’m not even fit, and I’m nasty, but I’m choosy as heck. My woman has to be a perfect dime like the typical video girl, have a flawless body, a sexy face and a PERFECT hygiene! If she ever gets pregnant, she better look like Naomi Campbell the day after she gave birth. Basically, I demand things from women that I can’t even give to them, and of course my girl has no right to complain about it.
4) MR. COMPETITION – I’m a typical insecure mofo with an ego outta control, who will compete with everything my girl does because a woman can’t possibly do as good as me let alone better than me in any area, that’s irrational and impossible. I MUST make more money than her, I MUST be smarter than her, I MUST drive better than her, I MUST look hotter than her, I MUST have more interesting things to say than her, I MUST have more friends, I CAN TEACH her things but CAN’T LEARN anything from her. Anything she can do, I can do better and I can prove it!
5) MR. DON’T TOUCH MY WOMAN! – I can’t stand when another guy talks to my woman. I’m so jealous that I’m ready to start a fight everytime a guy approaches “my property” (let’s be real, that’s how I view her), I don’t care if it’s her co-workers or even my best friend, they can’t talk to her unless I’m between them and they MUST NOT look at her straight in her eyes too long. Any man that thinks of even shaking her hand is a dead man. She’s MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!
TIFFANY AND OLIVER, YOU BOTH ARE KILLING ME!!!!!
AYE, BAY BAY!!! HA! HA!
I’m loving this!!! lol!
-Mr.You Think you smarter than me because you got a degree-I guess run in this alot because I’m in a rural area but brothas will try rap a taste, spit game, take you out, and then get jealous because you got good educated convo. I can’t help if I spent thousands and thousands of dollars on degrees, busted my *** to get THOSE degrees and it all left a mark on me. Read the paper or book , Negro.
-Mr. I don’t have a car- Sorry, homeboy but down here if you don’t have car you can’t get no where. So we ain’t going no where.
-Mr. I coming over to chill at YOUR house-This is another problem down here. If you got a house or apartment, the first thing a man wants to do is come to your house. Then next thing you know he leaving his stuff and hadn’t taken you on no kind of date since ya’ll started talking. You ain’t coming in my yard without a date. Hell, you might not come over after that!
-Mr. I need to know everything about your kid’s father- All you need to know is that he married to some one else now and he don’t live in my house and I’m not looking for new baby’s daddy in you. You don’t have buy no toys, sneakers, or take them to Chuck E. Cheese. I do all that and more.
-Mr. I’m 35+ and got three baby’s mommas and my youngest child is five months old.- What are still doing f-ing around at 38? And got a five month old! Honey, wherever there is a baby, there is a BABY MOMMA!
i must admit i’m number 4 cause i have been in a cave half my life ( wayyyy to overprotective mother)but i can hold a good convo
JAMIE YOU ARE SO CRAZY, I’M AT WORK BUSTING UP FOR REAL LMAO!!!!!!
Read the paper or book , Negro. HA!
Mr.You Think you smarter than me because you got a degree-I guess run in this alot because I’m in a rural area but brothas will try rap a taste, spit game, take you out, and then get jealous because you got good educated convo. I can’t help if I spent thousands and thousands of dollars on degrees, busted my *** to get THOSE degrees and it all left a mark on me. Read the paper or book , Negro.
Gee, thanks for the relationship advice. I plan to meet a guy I met on the internet this weekend. I will my eyes and ears wide open for lame games. I will keep it real my own self. LOL
Would love to have a new friend but I won’t be one of those “with benefits” type!
I also admit I am number 4, but I don’t get out much, and I AM too good for most men out there.
You all are crazy!LOL
Mr. Imma find a white chick, because black women have to much attitude. NO, we just see right through your lyig, dirty, lay up on somebody, ugly a**
That’s all I got, my baby is good to me!:)
To Liyah
If a man is honest with you why is that game too?especially if he’s trying to keep it real with you .
Seems like to me if you’re lableling honesty as game then you’re looking and anticipating game rather then giving the person a chance to prove themselves to you.
Hate:
Mis. all men are dogs
Mis. gold digger
and Mis .there are no real good Blackmen out there
Here are some more things I hate:
Miss. Gossip
Miss. busy body,always in someone else’s business but don’t even have her own business in order.
Miss. Drama Queen
Miss. Know-it-all
Miss. cell phone addict,she can text you,but she can’t hold a decent and intellegent conversation with you.
Miss. too much makeup,sometimes you don’t know if she going to frighen the kids in the niegborhood or going to scare the Crows away.
Miss.Too bossy,while I love and prefer strong blackwomen,there are extremist out there,those who go over broad with it.
I hate men who play games and when I say games ladies I mean actual games. A grown arse man sitting around playing Playstation for hours a day is such a turn off. I have dated men like this in the past and it is just a mess. These men are too involved with their game playing to be involved with a woman and oftentimes their children. I was actually a part of a support group for women whose men were literally addicted to video games. :(
LMFAO… OMG, this is hilarious man. I’m glad you posted this Stephnie!
WHATEVER- he don’t want to see a list for men, it would NEVER END….lol not joking!
I’m late to the party, but I must add the one I hate the most!
Mr. Momma’s Boy, I absolutely hate a momma’s boy. A man should always love his mother but when he is always seeking her approval, money, advice, staying with her, driving her car, and comparing you to her. It’s to much. Be a man!
I am late to this party…but this is hilarious ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Mr. I love you so have sex with me…When have we reached the age when all a dude has to say is I love you baby, now spread em!!!! I mean Hell NO!!!! If guys dont realise that sex is not just a sport for some girls, they are going to miss out on really great girls…So brothas be patient with you chick if she is making you wait…the fact she aint dumped you yet with the pressure is because she likes you….