By: LJ Knight
Recently Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin’s daughter had her 14th birthday. Her cake was a recreation of none other than Weezy F. Baby’s face. Besides it being an an ugly cake, I thought to myself, Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin allows their daughter to listen to Weezy? Their Good ole American Pie, White princess? Then I had to remind myself that not only do White teenagers make up the majority of rap album sales but also that Weezy is every “Becky” around the world’s dream man. You disagree?

1. He Is Street Without Ever Having Killed Anyone
Sure Weezy raps about killing people but like most rappers there is no evidence that he actually has. Basically he is rapping about the things that he believes his young audience wants to hear. The things that create the illusion that he is tough. So he presents a certain level of danger without REALLY presenting danger. Get it?
2. He Is Artistic.
You can say what you want about him but Weezy is an artistic and smart individual, whether you enjoy his work or not. The man can rap, play guitar, produce music, etc. Women of all races have been going gaga groupie for artists from every genre from Rock to Rap for years. An artistic man is sexy. “Aww he is so deep and creative” they purr. I can recall a certain vixen stating that when Weezy first wakes up he would not talk to her for hours because he was getting in his “zone”. Sure she did not like it but she put up with it. Boy stop!
3.He Has Crossover Appeal.
The man can go from one genre to another effortlessly. If you turn the radio on you will hear Weezy on Pop stations being featured on a 16 year old pop princess’s song to being on the hardest drug dealer’s anthem on an Urban station. It was only a matter of time before the crossover appeal would cause the rainbow of groupies to flourish.
4. He Has A Bad Boy Image. (Refer to #1)
From the syrup drinking, to the marijuana and gun charges to the recent prison sentence. Weezy gives just enough street to satisfy the thirst for danger without fearing for your life while being in his company.
5. He Has His Own Individual style.
The man’s signature uniform is a white tee, bandanna, constant shades and a styrofoam cup. When you see someone emulating these attributes you know that they are giving their best Weezy impression. They have become a part of what the kids call his “swag”. He is confident in these attributes. No one can tell him that drinking syrup all day is not what’s happening. If you did, he wouldn’t care.
6. He is rich
Duh! Money makes the world go round. What is better than a rich Black rapper to trick off on you! Do I really need to explain more?
7. He Seems Sexually Exciting
Lil Wayne is not afraid to let everyone know that he is sexually extroverted. His P**ssy Monster song was a clear example of that. He also has sexed up some attractive women. Do you know how many guys prayed to the heavens that they would be given the opportunity to impregnate Lauren London? Weezy was the lucky bastard that got the job done and quick! Now she has a rock star for a baby daddy. What more can she ask?
8. Being Black Is Cool, So Dating A Cool Black Guy Is Even Cooler.
Being Black has always been cool especially if you are not Black. If you cannot be Black then the next best thing is to date a Black guy. Not just any Black guy, a cool one. Dating one of the coolest Black guys in Rap entertainment gives you cool points and makes you almost as cool for him “choosing” you. Smile for Weezy.
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